Momwe munganyengere, kuwongolera ndikudziwonetsera nokha mu kuwala kwabwino mu ukulu wa masamu?
Kumayambiriro kwa Novembala 2020, Mateusz Morawiecki adatchula akatswiri a masamu ochokera ku Center for Mathematics Modelling kuti adawonetsa kuti Strike ya Amayi idachulukitsa matenda ndi 5000. Ndili ndi anzanga ku Center - adangophunzira kuti adaneneratu izi kuchokera ku zolankhula za Mr. - kwa Mateusz.
Ndikufuna kutsindika kuti, mwina mosiyana ndi mutu wankhaniyo, sindidzayamika kapena kudzudzula nduna yayikulu. Ine ndikuganiza izo masamu sikuli mphamvu yake, koma kuperewera kwa nzeru koteroko sikungabweretse zotsutsa kuchokera kwa ambiri a inu. Ndipo kawirikawiri, kodi katswiri wa masamu sakanakhala ndi udindo, koma osati wanzeru m'moyo ndi ndale? Nditchulanso kuti a Donald Tusk, mu kampeni yake yakale yapurezidenti, adati (monga nthabwala): "simungalembe mayeso a masamu osatsitsa." Mukudziwa, mtambo wa masamu ndi munthu wanu, monga ine. Julian Tuwim anali wamanyazi chifukwa chosadziwa masamu. Ndipo iwo anandiyitanira ine ku gulu. Ndingozindikira kuti tinali ndi gawo loyamba la masamu ku Poland. Zinali (kasanu) Kazimierz Bartel, 1882-1941, rector wa Lviv Polytechnic, geometer kwambiri. Sindingathe ndipo sindiyesa kuweruza ulamuliro wake.
Kupukuta pakamwa ndi kosinthasintha komanso kokalamba. Mabuku ang’onoang’ono, owonda ndi aakulu, alembedwa ponena za zimenezi. Pali njira zambiri, ndikamba zina, ndiyamba ndi zosokedwa ndi ulusi wokhuthala. Mwina m'mbuyomu panali njira zambiri zotere, chifukwa mu dikishonale komanso yoyamba ya mtundu wake Dictionary of the Polish Language. Samuel Bogumil Linde (lofalitsidwa mu 1807-1814) timaŵerenga:
Katswiri wazamasamu, katswiri wamasamu, katswiri wamasamu.
Sitikudziwa zochita zing’onozing’ono, ndipo timafunadi kudzitsimikizira tokha. Zaka zingapo zapitazo, mtolankhani wina wa ku Olsztyn analemba nkhani yaitali yonena za mmene opanga amatinyenga. Mwachitsanzo: pa paketi ya batala akuti "mafuta 85 peresenti" - ndi 85 peresenti mu kyubu kapena kilogalamu? Onse a ku Poland anali kulira. Koma aphunzitsi a masamu anzeru okha (ndiko kuti, aphunzitsi onse a masamu!) adawona cholakwika pamalingaliro a nduna zathu zakale, Kazimir Martsinkevich, zaka zambiri zapitazo. Ndisintha manambala pang'ono kuti ndikhale kosavuta kuwona. Ananena motere: tinagwiritsa ntchito 150 miliyoni zlotys pomanga misewu, ndipo tinalandira 50 miliyoni kuchokera ku Brussels, kotero tidzangowononga 100. Tinapulumutsa 50 peresenti. Chabwino, 50/100 ndi 50 peresenti. Kulakwitsa kuli kuti? Ndipo tikadakhala ndi 100 miliyoni, tikadasunga ndalama zingati? Kulakwitsa ndi kobisika. Ponena za kuchuluka kwa anthu, ndikofunikira kumveketsa bwino komwe timawatenga. Uku ndikulakwitsa kofala kwa aphunzitsi. Iwo amati peresenti ndi zana limodzi. Izi ndizosaloledwa! Za zana pa zana, koma nthawizonse ndi chinachake. Ngati tiwononga 150 ndikuwononga 100, timasunga 50 pa 150, yomwe ndi 33%. Prime Minister Martsinkevich anali mphunzitsi wa physics. Mwina anali mphunzitsi woipa kwambiri moti sankamvetsa kuchuluka kwa anthu, kapena anawasokoneza mwadala kuti apeze zotsatira zabwino kwambiri pazandale. Ndikufuna chomalizacho. Ndiroleni ndikukumbutseni nkhani yakale kwambiri, nkhondo isanayambe. “Atate, ndasunga masenti 20 lero!” "Zabwino kwambiri, mwana! Bwanji? "Sindinakwere tram kupita kusukulu, ndinathamangira!" "Ah, mwana, thamanganso kachiwiri - mudzapulumutsa 5 zlotys!"
Malingaliro, malingaliro! Malingaliro ambiri otchedwa ma accounting owerengera amachokera paziwopsezo zalamulo (lamulo lolembedwa pabondo = crap) ndikusokera ku lingaliro lapakati. Nachi chitsanzo: kodi malipiro a aliyense angakwezedwe bwanji uku akutsitsa malipiro apakatikati? Zosavuta: perekani ndalama zochepa kwa omwe akugwira kale ntchito, ndipo potero, ganyu anthu ambiri omwe amalipidwa. Avereji idzatsika… ndipo malinga ndi ndalama zamalipiro padziko lonse lapansi, sizinali zomveka. Zikuoneka kuti mpaka 1989, mkulu wina wa kampani ina ya boma anachita zimenezi.
Mutha kumenyana mwachindunji, pogwiritsa ntchito kusaphunzira masamu amagulu ambiri a anthu ndikuphatikiza masamu (??) ndi mabuku (??). Nawa zolemba za demagogic koma zopeka (ngakhale zozikidwa pa zofalitsa zenizeni, 2010 isanafike kuti isavutike).
Anamwino adzakhala bwino. Zaka ziwiri zapitazo, malipiro apakati a namwino m'chigawo cha Sochaczew anali PLN 1500. Chaka chatha, boma lidachulukitsa ndalama zothandizira zaumoyo ndi theka la biliyoni zloty. Izi zidzakhala kuwirikiza kawiri kuposa zaka zam'mbuyo. Hermenegilda Kotsyubinskaya, Namwino ku Central Clinical Hospital, akuti: mwezi watha malipiro anga anali PLN 4500. Izi zikutanthauza kuwonjezeka kwakukulu, katatu kwa ndalama zothandizira zaumoyo.
Kodi pali wina woti anyenge? Ngakhale manambala ali ofanana, mutha kuwona zomwe tikufanizira apa. malipiro apakati m'chipatala chachigawo ndi malipiro a munthu m'modzi pamwezi. Mwinamwake Hermenegilda ndi mutu wa anamwino, mwinamwake anali ndi zosintha zambiri zowonjezera mwezi uno, ndipo pambali pake, CRH ili ndi malipiro apadera apadera? Kuphatikiza apo, PLN 1500 yotchulidwayo ndi malipiro onse ndipo sizinatchulidwe ngati malipiro a Ms. Kociubinska ndi Net kapena gross. Theka la biliyoni ndi ndalama zambiri kwa munthu, koma zikutanthawuza chiyani pamtundu wa dziko? Tikuwona nthawi yomweyo kuti "theka biliyoni" zimamveka bwino kuposa "500 miliyoni". Zomwe ma zloty 500 miliyoni adapita sizinafotokozedwe. Sizikudziwika chifukwa chake 500 miliyoni zł kuwirikiza kawiri.
Kodi ndingawonjezere bwanji zotsatira za maphunziro anga? Sukulu X imadzudzulidwa ndi akuluakulu a zamaphunziro chifukwa cha zotsatira zolakwika za maphunziro (ie GPA yochepa, ngakhale izi ndi zinthu zosiyana!). Mphunzitsi wamkulu amapeza njira yopangira zinthu pang'ono. Amasamutsa ophunzira angapo kuchokera ku kalasi A kupita ku kalasi B ndipo amakwaniritsa cholinga chake: chiŵerengero chapakati m'makalasi onsewa chawonjezeka.
Kodi izi zingatheke bwanji? Ngati pali wophunzira m’kalasi A amene GPA yake ndi yotsika kuposa avareji ya m’kalasi A, koma yoposa avareji ya m’kalasi C, ndiye kuti kumupititsa ku kalasi B kudzakhala ndi zotsatira zofanana. Chikhulupiriro n’chozikidwa pa zimenezi Mechislav Chuma i Leshek Mazan, olemba a "Galician Encyclopedia" (nyumba yosindikizira "Anabasis", Krakow), kuti tsiku limene Sigismund III Vasa ndi khoti lake anasamukira ku Warsaw, chiwerengero cha nzeru chinawonjezeka m'mizinda yonseyi.
Timakonda kutanthauzira deta. Uku ndiye kutambasula kofala kwambiri komwe sikuli koyambira. Ndiyamba ndi chitsanzo chopusa kwambiri, koma chodalirika. Zaka zambiri zapitazo, Express Wieczorny yomwe inatha tsopano inanena kuti malipiro apakati pa yunivesite ya Warsaw adzakhala 15000 24 złoty (ndiye złoty). Woyang'anira amayenera kulandira malipiro apamwamba kwambiri, 6, wothandizira novice wotsika kwambiri, 15. Avereji XNUMX !!! kusokoneza Lingaliro la avareji ndi mutu wolimbikitsa.
Nazi zitsanzo zina ziwiri. Kodi mukudziwa kuti munthu wamba ku Poland ali ndi miyendo yochepera iwiri? Inde, inde: alipo omwe ali nawo, koma palibe amene ali ndi atatu! Chitsanzo chachiwiri ndi chobisika. Chabwino, ine ndi mkazi wanga tili ndi magalimoto athuathu. Wonyamula wanga amadya mafuta ambiri, malita 12,5 pa 100 km. Izi zikutanthauza kuti pa 100 km ndikufunika 8 malita. Mkazi wanga ali ndi Mitsubishi yaying'ono - imadya malita 8 pa 100 km. Izi nazonso zambiri, koma kuti mawerengedwe akhale ophweka, deta iyenera kukonzedwa pang'ono. Nthawi zambiri timakwera imodzi. Chifukwa chake, mafuta ambiri amagalimoto athu awiri ndi masamu pafupifupi 8 ndi 12,5. Onjezani, gawani ndi 2. Zimakhala 10,25 malita. Inde, m’pofunika kuti nthawi zambiri tizikwera mofanana. Ndiye pali pati pomwe pali kuthekera kosokoneza?
O, apa. Kodi mumadziwa kuti kugwiritsa ntchito mafuta ku US kumawerengedwa mosiyana? Iwo adzayankha kuti: “Ine ndikuyendetsa mailosi ambiri kuchokera pa galoni imodzi. Tiyeni tisiye kutembenuzidwa kwa magaloni kukhala malita ndi mailosi ku makilomita, koma tigwiritseni ntchito ku magalimoto omwe tatchulawa: mgodi ndi Bungwe Lathu Loyang'anira Ukwati Wathu Wokha. Ndingoyendetsa 8 km pa lita (100 kugawidwa ndi 12,5), mkazi wanga 12,5 km (100 kugawidwa ndi 8). Pafupifupi, lita imodzi idzatitengera ... tanthauzo la masamu a ziwerengerozi. Tawerengera kale izi kamodzi. Iwo likukhalira 10 ndi kotala - nthawi 10,25 makilomita.
Tiyeni tibwerere ku mfundo za ku Ulaya. Ngati ndiyendetsa 10,25 km pa lita imodzi, mungafunike malita angati pa 100? Tiyeni titenge chowerengera: 100 yogawidwa ndi 10,25 ndi ... 9,76. Avereji yamagalimoto athu ndi 9,76 ... ndipo izi zisanachitike zinali 10,25. Kulakwitsa kuli kuti? Ayi! Kwenikweni, osati mu masamu, koma kutanthauzira kwa mawu akuti "timayenda mofanana nthawi zambiri". Kusanthula mosamalitsa kudzawonetsa kuti mu kutanthauzira koyamba izi zikutanthauza "timayendetsa nambala yofanana ya makilomita pamwezi", ndipo chachiwiri "timagwiritsa ntchito mafuta ofanana." Chinthu chachitatu chikhoza kuwonjezeredwa: timathera nthawi yofanana ndikuyendetsa (mkazi amayendetsa mofulumira kwambiri) ... ndipo zingakhale zosiyana. Ngati tikuyeza chinachake, tiyenera kukhala ndi tepi yoyezera.
zinthu zobisika. Zodabwitsa za Simpson. Timafufuza zomwe zili bwino kuchotsa dandruff: Coca-Cola kapena Pepsi-Cola. Timayesa amayi ndi abambo. Nayi deta. Pafupifupi mawerengedwe onse angathe kuchitidwa pamtima.
Chonde, Owerenga, khalani pansi. Kuti musagwe mukumverera. Kodi chakumwa chabwino kwambiri chochotsera dandruff mwa amuna ndi chiyani? Nambala zazikuluzikulu ndazilemba mofiira ndipo zing'onozing'ono ndi buluu. 25 ndi yoposa 20, sichoncho? Amuna: gulani Coke wa dandruff! Nanga bwanji akazi? Mwina mwanjira ina mozungulira? Ayi, 60> 53. Amayi, khalani ndi Coke.
Kampaniyo imagula zotsatsa pawailesi yakanema, pomwe okwatirana okondwa (mwachikalekale: mwamuna ndi mkazi) amachotsa masautso ofatsawa mothandizidwa ndi Coca-Cola. Koma pali malonda a Pepsi. Chabwino, chifukwa panali anthu 250 pa mayeso onse pano ndi apa, kutanthauza kuti anagawanika mofanana. Coca-Cola anathandiza anthu 80 (32%), Pepsi anathandiza anthu 100, 40%. Pa zenera, khamu likukhetsa dandruff yawo pomwe chitini cha Pepsi chikugudubuza kutsogolo kwa kamera. “Mbadwo wathu wasankha kale!”
Kulakwitsa kuli kuti? Ayi. Ndikutanthauza, masamu ali bwino. Kapena basi masamu. Kuti tikhale olondola masamu, tiyenera kutenga zitsanzo zofananira ndi gawo lofanana la M monga K. Apo ayi, mawerengedwewo samveka bwino, ngati kuti tikuwerengera kulemera kwa udzudzu ndi njovu. Tikhoza kuwonjezera ndi kugawa ndi awiri. Tawerengera chiyani? Chabwino, kulemera kwake kwa udzudzu ndi njovu. Idzatipatsa chiyani? Ulusi.
Koma tiyeni titengere ku ndale, ku US, ndithudi. Othandizira m'modzi mwa osankhidwawo, atero Bump, amalira: ndife abwino kwa amayi ndi abambo. Voterani Jozef Podskok! Othandizira a Triden amalemba pazikwangwani: Ndife abwino kwambiri padziko lapansi. Voterani bakha wokhala ndi 3 dens (Donald).
Chabwino, zili bwanji kwenikweni? Ichi ndi gawo lovuta kwambiri. Kodi "kwenikweni" amatanthauza chiyani? Titha kunena kuti: “Ndichoonadi chimene chikugwirizana ndi chenicheni. Komabe, funso lina limabuka: momwe mungayesere "kulumikizana ndi zenizeni"? Koma izi sizilinso masamu, ndipo ndikufuna kumamatira, chifukwa apa ndimangodzidalira.
Za chododometsa ichi (chotchedwa Zodabwitsa za Simpson) yakhazikitsidwa pa ena ambiri. Zakhala zikudziwika mu masamu kwa zaka zana, koma (pafupifupi) posachedwapa sayansi ya chikhalidwe cha anthu yachita chidwi nayo. Zonse zinayamba ndi chakuti pa yunivesite ina ya ku America, mkuluyo adawona kuti atsikana amavomerezedwa mochepa kwambiri kuposa anyamata. Adapempha malipoti kwa ma dean… ndipo zidapezeka kuti mu faculty iliyonse kuchuluka kwa ovomerezeka kwa atsikana kunali kokulirapo kwa atsikana kuposa kwa anyamata - ndipo mosiyana kwambiri. Ndikupangira kuti owerenga abwerezenso chitsanzo cha Pepsi ndi Coca-Cola ku momwe zimakhalira m'madipatimenti aku yunivesite.
Chinthu chobisika kwambiri. Aliyense mu dziko masamu amadziwa "Nebraska chitsanzo". Kwinakwake ku Nebraska, sitolo inabedwa ndipo chosungira ndalama chinabedwa. Mboni zimangokumbukira kuti izi zinachitidwa ndi banja lachilendo: mwamuna wa khungu lakuda ndi ndevu ndi mkazi wakummawa. Iwo ananyamuka (matayala akungolira ngati mufilimu) mu Toyota yachikasu. Maola angapo pambuyo pake, apolisi adatsekera ... Toyota yachikasu, momwe munali African American wokhala ndi ndevu, limodzi ndi mayi wina wa ku Asia. "Ndiwe!". Unyolo, khoti. Katswiri wodziwa masamu adawerengera kuti seti yotere (Negro + Asia + yellow Toyota) ndi yapadera kwambiri kotero kuti 99,999% ya achifwamba amafunidwa. Anaponya mawu oloweza mu holo: zochitika zoyambirira, chithunzi cha Bernoulli, cholumikizira. Awiriwa adapita kukakhala. Komabe, iwo analemba ntchito katswiri wa masamu wabwino kwambiri amene ananena pochita apilo kuti: “Chabwino. Dziweruzireni nokha, wotsogolera wanga adawerengera kuti mwayi woti galimoto yomwe idakumana ndi anthu awiri mwachisawawa idzakhala Toyota yachikasu yokhala ndi yakuda ndi mkazi waku Japan ndi izi. Koma apa tiyenera kuthetsa vuto lina, mwayi wokhazikika. Ndi mwayi wotani wokomana ndi awiri ena (kapena atatu, ngati mutsegula makina), ngati tikudziwa kuti woteroyo alipo kale. »
Sitikudziwa ngati woweruzayo anamvetsa mfundo iliyonse. Mwina kokha kuti yankho limadalira kusankha kwa mkhalidwewo. Zimenezo zinali zokwanira. Anathetsa chiweruzocho.
Kumenya mutu ndi mtengo. Nthawi zonse takhala tikuchita zonyansa zotere (1).
Mipiringidzo ndi yoyipa: mitengo ya malasha yakwera kawiri. Kuyang'ana manambalawa ndi olimbikitsa: akweradi kuchokera ku PLN 161 pa toni kupita ku PLN 169 (zolimbitsa thupi: ndi peresenti yanji?). Koma popeza kuti anthu ambiri amaphunzira ndi maso, amakumbukira graph, osati manambala. Popanda kupita pazokambirana zandale, ndiyenera kunena kuti njira yofananira idagwiritsidwa ntchito ndi boma (yochokera m'chilimwe cha 2020), ndikulingalira za kuchuluka kwa ndalama zomwe zimagwiritsidwa ntchito pa khansa. Uku sikudzudzula boma ili. Wotsatira adzagwiritsanso ntchito njirayi. Ndizotetezeka ndipo zimapereka zotsatirapo nthawi yomweyo ("zowoneka").
Tiyeni tivale maski. Malamulo a kufalikira kwa miliri ndi osavuta komanso "mwa iwo okha" osasinthika. Chiwerengero cha anthu omwe ali ndi kachilomboka chikukula mofulumira, ndipo ambiri mwa iwo alipo kale. Umu ndi momwe chigumula chimayendera. Ndi zomwe masamu akunena. Pali, komabe, "koma" wamkulu - mwina oposa mmodzi. Choyamba, ndi choncho, pamene "palibe chimachitika". Pamene chiwonongeko cha m'nkhalango chikuyimitsidwa, pamene mliriwo ukuchepetsedwa ndi khalidwe lanzeru la tonsefe, ndiye kuti sitidzatero "zikomo" masamu monga kupanga chitsanzo chosiyana. Inde, mtundu wina wamasamu (monga mu chitsanzo chakuba ku Nebraska). Masamu, sayansi yokongola, imangothandiza kumvetsetsa dziko lapansi. Ambiri, koma ochuluka okha. Tiyeni tiwone: timalumpha pafupifupi mamita asanu ndi limodzi ndi mtengo, popanda iwo sitingathe kulumpha 2,50. Kenako tenga mtengowo m’dzanja lako ndi kudumpha. Iye ndi wovuta kwambiri, sichoncho?
ntchito masamu mu social sciences ndizovuta, zowopsa, komanso zoyipitsitsa, zoyesa. Othandizira a Tatras amagwirizanitsa ndi mtsinje wa Drege: kutsika kwaudzu, kwaudzu kuchokera ku Garnets kupita ku Chyorny Stav ... Izi ndi momwe zimawonekera kuchokera pamwamba. Posakhalitsa chigwacho chimasanduka msampha womwe TOPR yokha, Tatra Volunteer Rescue Service, ingatipulumutse.
Akatswiri a masamu amatcha kuwonjezereka kwa ma avalanches ndi miliri kukula kwakukulu. Monga ndalembera kale, kukula uku kungathe kuponderezedwa, koma osati kachiwiri. Komabe, tiyeni tiwone ziwembu ziwiri zopindika (pamlingo wosiyana). Ndani angamvetse, ndikupereka chilinganizo cha ntchitoyi: y = 2xawiri ku mphamvu. Chonde yang'anani ma chart. Kodi kukula kofulumira kwa kukula kumachokera pati? Aliyense awonetsa: ili pafupi kwambiri kapena pang'ono ku mfundo yomwe ili ndi dontho lalikulu. Koma pa graph yoyamba mtengo uwu uli pafupi ndi 1,5, wachiwiri ndi woposa 3, ndipo wachitatu ndi 4,5. Ngati padzakhala mtundu wina wa ziwonetsero za mumsewu ndiye, ndiye tinganene kuti: chonde, kuyambira nthawi yowonetsera, mphuno inakwera, inakwera kwambiri. Mu ulemerero wa masamu! Ndipo ichi ndi chabe katundu wa exponential curve. Mulingo wofananira ndi malo omwe kuthamangitsa kumayambira kumatha kusankhidwa mwaufulu (2).
Chisankho cha Purezidenti ... ku US, inde. Timakumbukirabe za Novembala 2020. Dziko, lomwe likadali mphamvu ya nambala 1, silinapirire ndi chiwerengero cha masamba. Pamapeto pake zinapezeka kuti Joe Biden osati kokha kuti adapambana mavoti ambiri, koma akanapambana ngati chigamulocho chidatengedwa ndi anthu ambiri. Muzochitika zomwe ndifotokoze, palibe kusintha kwa masamu - chitsanzo chabe cha momwe zotsatira za zisankho zingadalire pa chisankho chovomerezeka. Ngati mukudziwa, ndizovuta kutsutsa. Woteteza mpira atha kuona kuti kuletsa mpira wamanja ndikolakwika, koma ngati sikunyalanyazidwa, chilango chimaperekedwa.
Tangoganizani kuti otsatirawa akuthamangira utsogoleri wa Greece: Apollonius, Euclid, Heron, Pythagoras i Zomwezo. Aliyense amene adzasankhe adzakhala Purezidenti. Mwa iwo alipo 100. Iwo anasankhidwa ndi mavoti a anthu, ndiyeno zipani zoimiridwa mu Nyumba ya Malamulo, ndiko kuti, Circus Maximus, zinakhazikitsa dongosolo la zokonda zawo. Chinachake chalakwika chifukwa Circus Maximus ndi dzina lachilatini, osati lachi Greek. Koma tisamakangane ndi magwero.
Adzakhala purezidenti ndani? Tiyeni tiwone momwe zimatengera kudzozedwa. Zokonda za chipani zikuyenera kumveka bwino kotero kuti ovota ake amavotera munthu woyamba pamndandanda womwe watsala pachisankho pambuyo pa gawo lotsatira.
- Ngati chigamulochi chikusonyeza kuti wosankhidwa amene amaika ovota ambiri pamalo oyamba amapambana, Pythagoras adzapambana, chifukwa adzasankhidwa ndi 25 + 9 = 34 ovota. Izi ndi zomwe zimachitika kusukulu tikamasankha, mwachitsanzo, wophunzira wabwino kwambiri. M'malo athu: Pythagoras amasankhidwa ndi anthu!
- Mu zisankho zamakono zapurezidenti, njira yozungulira yachiwiri imagwiritsidwa ntchito nthawi zambiri. Timavotera munthu m'modzi, koma ngati palibe aliyense wopitilira 50 peresenti, kuzungulira kwachiwiri kumachitika. Wopambana ndi amene amapeza mavoti ochuluka kwambiri kuposa amene amamutsutsa. Muzochitika izi, Pythagoras (mavoti 34) ndi Thales (20) apita kuchigawo chachiwiri. Mugawo lachiwiri, ovota amagawa mavoti awo malinga ndi zomwe amakonda. Onse kupatula a Pythagoras amakonda Thales kuposa Pythagoras. Izi ndizochitika wamba pomwe chipani chimakhala ndi osankhidwa mwamphamvu ndipo chazunguliridwa ndi kusafuna. Kotero mu nthawi yowonjezera, Pythagoras sadzalandira voti imodzi. Zotsatira 66:34 mokomera Thales ndi chigonjetso chotsimikizika. Zofananazi zidachitikanso mu 2001 ku Slovakia, pomwe munthu yemwe adapambana mpikisano woyamba adatayika wachiwiri. Zinali zofanana ndi chisankho cha pulezidenti ku Poland mu 2005: mtsogoleriyo anagonjetsedwa kachiwiri pambuyo pa ulendo woyamba. Nkhani za Purezidenti!
- Poyendetsa njinga, otchedwa Australian system amagwiritsidwa ntchito. Pambuyo pa chipika chilichonse cha njanji, chomaliza chimachotsedwa. Lamulo lachisankho ili limatchedwa "kusankhidwa kwa otsogolera". Pansi pa dongosololi, pulezidenti woyamba wa Poland wodziimira yekha, Gabriel Narutowicz, anasankhidwa. Kodi zidzawoneka bwanji ku Greece kwathu?
Nkhaniyi ndi yovuta kwambiri. Chonde tsatirani. M'chigawo choyamba, Euclid adalandira mavoti ochepa kwambiri ndipo adasiya (zomvetsa chisoni bwanji, katswiri wa masamu wabwino chonchi!). Kenako chipanichi chivotera gawo lachiwiri kwa wachiwiri pamndandanda wake: Tsaplya. Mu kuzungulira kwachiwiri Heron ali ndi 19 + 10 = mavoti 29. Apollonius wachotsedwa (mavoti 17). Party, ndiyeno voterani Heron. Mugawo lachitatu Pythagoras (osankhidwa osankhidwa) ali ndi mavoti 34, Thales 20 ndi Heron 29 + 17 = mavoti 46. Nkhani zatuluka. A Falesians (Party B) sakondanso a Pythagoras - amakonda olengeza. Enanso, kupatulapo maphwando okhazikika A ndi E. Pomaliza, Heron akugonjetsa Pythagoras 66:34 mosavuta. Vivat Purezidenti Heron!
4. Pa Eurovision Song Contest, mfundo za 12 zinaperekedwa kwa malo oyamba pamndandanda, 10 pa malo achiwiri, 9 pachitatu, ndi zina zotero. Tiyeni tiyerekeze za mphambu zomwezo 6-4-3-2-1. Choncho mfundo zinaperekedwa mu machesi atatu othamanga (timu atatu, osewera awiri mpikisano uliwonse, mu 1958 Poland anapambana pa USA ndi Great Britain!). Zotsatira zathu zikhala motere:
Euklides: 4+2+3+4+6+4=23.
Apoloniusz: 2+3+4+5+3+3=20.
Цапля: 1+4+6+3+4+1=19.
Сказки: 3+6+2+2+2+2=17.
Pitagoras: 6+1+1+1+1+6=16.
Agiriki, nayi Purezidenti wanu Euclid!
5. Owerenga amaganiza kuti timangofunika kuwerengera mavoti kuti ziwonekere kuti Apollonius ndiye wabwino kwambiri. Zowonadi, Apollonius ndiye wabwino kwambiri - chifukwa ndiye wabwino kwambiri. Aliyense amataya Apollonius! Chifukwa chiyani?
Ndi angati osankhidwa omwe adayika Apollonius pamwamba pa Heron? Tiyeni tiwerenge: 25+17+9=51 zikutanthauza ambiri. Osati kwambiri, komabe.
Kodi Apollonius ali patali bwanji ndi Euclid? 20 + 19 + 17 = 56, ambiri a iwo.
Ndi angati amakonda Apollonius kuposa Thales: 19+17+10+9=55>50.
Pomaliza, Apollonius waku Pythagoras amakonda 20 + 19 + 17 + 10 = 66 osankhidwa mwa 100.
Kuyambira pamenepo - anthu Greek, wokhoza kuganiza zomveka - kuyambira pamenepo, koposa zonse, Apollonius wakonda phungu wina aliyense; pambuyo pa zonse, ndi iye amene ayenera kutilamulira kwa nthawi yotsatira! Bwerani pafupi, Apollonius, Purezidenti wathu wosankhidwa! Udzakhala wathu 44.
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