Mmene madalaivala oipawa anapambanitsira mayeso awo oyendetsa ndi chinsinsi
Zamkatimu
- Iwo anatenga njira yakumanzere yolakwika
- Mwina ngati mitengoyo inali yowala kwambiri
- Pamene tacos ndi moyo
- Kuchotsa zinyalala
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ndili kunyumba!
- Zosiyana ndi "dziwe lakumudzi"
- O, zodabwitsa
- Inde, kusiyana kwa galimoto ndi bwato kungakhale kosokoneza.
- Galimotoyo inkangofuna kuti ikhale masewera acrobat kwa tsiku limodzi
- Hello ma officer
- Kutengera mkwiyo wapamsewu pamlingo wina watsopano
- Ntchito imodzi. Kodi muli ndi ntchito imodzi
- Kodi izi zimachitika bwanji?
- Ntchito yomaliza yoimika magalimoto
- Tikufuna kumanga boma
- Nthawi yomwe njira yachidule sikugwira ntchito
- Mwaukadaulo ndi njira.
- Inde, zidzathandiza kukweza galimoto kuchokera pamchenga
- K-Turn yalakwika
- Mchimwene wake wa Santa ankangofuna tsiku padzuwa
Madalaivala ambiri achitapo ndi anthu omwe amayendetsa pang'onopang'ono mumsewu, osagwiritsa ntchito ma siginecha awo, kapena amasankha kuyendetsa mabampa yakumbuyo popanda chifukwa. Chodabwitsa n'chakuti, anthuwa ndi madalaivala aluso kwambiri poyerekeza ndi magalimoto omwe ali pazithunzizi! Koma kuwona ndikukhulupirira, ndiye pitilizani kusuntha chifukwa madalaivalawa akuyenera kuchotsedwa ziphaso zawo ASAP.
Iwo anatenga njira yakumanzere yolakwika
Funso la ola ndiloti dalaivala uyu ndi woipa kwambiri kuyendetsa kapena kudabwitsa kwambiri. Kodi akanatha bwanji kukankhira galimoto yaikulu pawindo lansanjika yachiwiri ngati si chifukwa cha luso?
Izi mwina, kapena adalakwitsa, adalowa muakaunti ndipo amafuna kubwerera, zomwe zidapangitsa kuti galimotoyo iwuluke pawindo. Langizo: Yendani, osayendetsa galimoto, m'nyumba yamaofesi.
Ameneyu si dalaivala yekha amene anathyola khoma. Galimoto yoyandikirayi ikukuwa, "Wokondedwa, ndili kunyumba."
Mwina ngati mitengoyo inali yowala kwambiri
Munthuyu sayenera kukhala ndi chilolezo. Ngakhale kuti anthu ambiri sali opambana poimika magalimoto, izi zimatengera jerks pamlingo wina watsopano chifukwa palibe njira yomwe sakanachitira koma kuwona mitengo yachikasu yonyezimira ikutuluka mumsewu.
Nanga bwanji, mzindawu ukufunika kuti ukhale wautali komanso wowala? Mwina mtundu wabwino wa pinki wa neon ukhoza kuwoneka bwino kwambiri pamtundu wakuda. Mulimonse momwe zingakhalire, mwamwayi, pali galimoto yokokera manyazi dalaivala.
Pamene tacos ndi moyo
Mwachiwonekere, dalaivala uyu ali ndi chikondi chozama cha ma taco. Nanga n’chifukwa chiyani akanagwetsa mitu yawo pamalo oimilira ma taco m’mphepete mwa msewu? Mwina amaganiza kuti zingawapangitse kukhala mamembala ofunika moyo wawo wonse, kupeza ma taco aulere Lachiwiri.
Mulimonsemo, ali ndi zambiri zoti afotokoze, ndipo mwachiyembekezo kuti wina wanzeru atenga chilolezo chawo kwa nthawi yayitali kwambiri. Palibe amene amaloledwa kuzunza ma tacos ngati amenewo!
Kuchotsa zinyalala
Magalimoto ena ndi zinyalala; ndizochitika zamoyo. Koma chomwe sichikudziwika bwino ndi momwe dalaivalayu adathamangitsira galimoto yake m'malo otayira. Mwina amayendetsa mozungulira mgalimoto yawo motengera Incredible Hulk, kapena anali akuthamanga kwambiri kwa adrenaline, kapena anali kudumpha kuchokera pagalimoto yawo kuchoka panjira, mawonekedwe a Evel Knievel.
Ngakhale zivute zitani, mnzawo wapamtima ayenera kukambirana nawo kuti asagule galimoto yatsopano ndipo mwina awachotsere laisensi kwakanthawi (kapena kosatha).
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ndili kunyumba!
Watsala pang'ono kuyankhula ndi wina mwaukali kwambiri, zomwe mwina sizikhala zokambirana zoseketsa komanso zodabwitsa pakati pa Lucy ndi Ricky a la. Ndimakonda Lucy. Munthu ameneyu analambalalatu msewu, n’kuganiza zodutsa pa kapinga kutsogolo kwa khomo lakumaso.
Koma dikirani. Sanafike n’komwe pakhomo lakumaso! M’malo mwake, dalaivalayu anagwera pakhoma lomwe mwina linali pa balaza. Onaninso kuwonongeka kwa galimoto. Izi mwina si rodeo yawo yoyamba.
Ikubwera posachedwa: nthano yomwe imagwira ntchito kwa anthu okhawo An Kanema wosayankhula kwambiri.
Zosiyana ndi "dziwe lakumudzi"
Sizikudziwikabe kuti munthuyu anapambana bwanji mayeso ake oyendetsa galimoto. Koma chinsinsi chachikulu kwambiri ndi chifukwa chake adaganiza kuti ndi bwino kuyendetsa galimoto yawo kulowa m'dziwe. Ndizosiyana kwenikweni ndi "dziwe lakumudzi" kumbuyo kwagalimoto!
Mwamwayi, galimotoyo ndi yotakata ngati dziwe ndipo sinalowe pansi pamadzi. Komabe, wina ayenera kuchotsera laisensi ya munthuyo mwamsanga.
O, zodabwitsa
Kodi pali amene angadziwitse anthu onse ngati chikwangwani "cholandiridwa" chidasindikizidwa galimoto yomwe ili chakumbuyo isanagubudulidwe kapena isanagwe? Chifukwa chodabwitsa ndi chenicheni ndipo tabwera chifukwa cha izi.
Komabe, kugubuduka kwa galimotoyo ndi nkhani inanso, chifukwa cha kusowa kwa mipanda, maenje, ngakhale miyala yomwe ikanabweretsa chisokonezo pamsewu. M’pomveka kunena kuti mwina achotsedwa ntchito kapena sanalembedwe ntchito.
Inde, kusiyana kwa galimoto ndi bwato kungakhale kosokoneza.
Pamene dalaivala sadziwa kusiyana kwa lole ndi boti, ndi nthawi yowachotsera laisensi yawo yoyendetsa galimoto ndi laisensi yoyendetsa. Sizinali kuti munthu uyu anathamangitsa m'madzi; ndikuti adapitilizabe kuyendetsa!
Kutsogolo kwa galimotoyo kunamizidwatu m'madzi! Ndipo sizinganenedwe chifukwa chakuti galimoto ndi ngalawa zonse ndi zoyera, zomwe zimasokoneza (osati chifukwa chabwino!).
Galimotoyo inkangofuna kuti ikhale masewera acrobat kwa tsiku limodzi
Kodi chithunzichi chimadzutsa zikumbukiro zaubwana kwa wina aliyense, pamene mudayesa kugwedezeka pabedi ndikumamatira kwa mphindi yonse? Eya, galimoto imeneyi mwina ikhala kwa nthaŵi yaitali kuposa miniti imodzi, koma dalaivala adzakhala ndi nthaŵi yokwanira yopereka kalata yake yosiya ntchito, limodzinso ndi ufulu wake.
Chinthu chabwino kwambiri pa chithunzichi sichili ngakhale kuyendetsa koyipa, koma kuti anthu asonkhana pa mlatho kuti awone chisokonezo chikuchitika. Izi ndi zosangalatsa zabwino.
Hello ma officer
N'kutheka kuti apolisiwo analanda layisensi yoyendetsa galimotoyi nthawi yomweyo. Pepani, munthu wagalimoto yofiyira, koma kutsika masitepe ataliatali kumangogwira ntchito ngati mwalowa An Kanema wosayankhula kwambiri ndipo mwangozi kuvala skates.
Apo ayi, ndinu mtundu wa munthu amene ankaganiza kuti zingakhale zosangalatsa kuyenda pansi masitepe, osati kungowononga galimoto, koma kupangitsa anthu kuchoka pamene kwenikweni inu simuyenera ngakhale kukhalapo!
Pomwe gawo lina la ntchito ya wapolisi ndikugawira matikiti, wapolisiyu akufuna kwambiri sukulu yowonjezera yoyendetsa.
Kutengera mkwiyo wapamsewu pamlingo wina watsopano
Oyendetsa galimoto amakhala ndi chizolowezi choganiza kuti msewuwu ndi eni ake. Komabe, dalaivala wagalimotoyi amatengera lingaliro ili pamlingo wina watsopano. M'malo mothamanga kwambiri ndi phokoso la phokoso, munthu uyu amangothamanga pa galimoto yomwe ili kutsogolo!
Pepani, koma madalaivala omwe ali ndi vuto la pamsewu woterewa sayenera kuloledwa kugula matayala a kukula kwa galimoto yabwinobwino. Anzanga a driver uyu, nthawi yakwana yowalanda ufulu!
Ntchito imodzi. Kodi muli ndi ntchito imodzi
Madalaivala a Limousine amalipidwa kuti azinyamula anthu, kuwayendetsa kupita komwe akupita, kudikirira ndikupita nawo kunyumba. Palibe paliponse m’malongosoledwe amenewa pamene pali mawu akuti alendo amene alipira kukwera galimotoyo atuluke m’galimotoyo kuti athandize dalaivala kusuntha galimotoyo ikafika m’munsi mwa phirilo.
Dalaivala, muli ndi ntchito imodzi, ndikudziwa dera lomwe mukuyendetsa! Ntchitoyi imalandila ziro.
Kodi izi zimachitika bwanji?
Galimotoyi idadutsa muvuto lodziwika bwino ndipo idaganiza kuti ikufuna kukhala flyover yamtundu wake. Izi ndizomwe zimafotokozera momwe komanso chifukwa chake chojambulachi chinayambira. Sitinena n’komwe kuti dalaivala alandidwe, chifukwa ankangothandiza galimotoyo.
Kumbali ina, munthu amene wadutsa pansi pa galimoto ayenera kuganiziranso pamene akuyendetsanso pamsewu.
Ntchito yomaliza yoimika magalimoto
Kaya akuthamanga kapena sakufuna kuti dalaivala wina azikanda galimoto yawo, anthu amawona galimoto yoyimitsidwa kawiri nthawi ina. Koma dalaivala uyu amatenga lingaliro la kuyimitsidwa kwapawiri kupita pamlingo wina watsopano.
Kodi iyi ndi malo oimikapo magalimoto katatu? Mfundo yakuti anatha kuyendetsa galimoto yawo m’galimoto ina n’kufinyira m’kang’ono kakang’ono kameneka n’zabwino kwambiri. Osati kuti timawayamikira kapena chirichonse chonga icho...
Tikufuna kumanga boma
Mosiyana ndi zomwe anthu ambiri amakhulupirira, si apolisi onse omwe amadziwa kuyendetsa galimoto mofanana, monga momwe mukuonera pachithunzi pamwambapa. Zikuwoneka kuti apolisi ena akuyenera kulandidwa ziphaso zawo chifukwa amakonda kuthamangira m'malo osungira mafoni.
Komabe, munthu amene ali pambaliyi ndi wabwino kuposa woyendetsa apolisi woyipa. Anangoyimilira ndi khofi wake wam'mawa ndikudabwa komwe mkuluyu adatenga baji yake. Bwana, sangalalani ndi khofi wanu ndipo musaganize kwambiri.
Ikubwera Posachedwa: Munthu Yemwe Amatsimikizira K-Kutembenuka Ndiovuta Kuposa Momwe Amawonekera.
Nthawi yomwe njira yachidule sikugwira ntchito
Chithunzi ichi ndi nkhani yochenjeza. Nthano yomwe imanena kuti mnzanu akakuuzani kuti amadziwa njira yachangu yopitira kumalo odyera, musamvere malangizo ake. Chifukwa, monga mukuwonera pachithunzichi, njira yachidule iyi imatha kupangitsa kuti galimotoyo idutse khoma, ndikuwononga mapulani a chakudya chamadzulo.
Chifukwa chomwe dalaivala adawona kuti ndi bwino kuyendetsa nyumbayo kuposa kuzungulira ndi chinsinsi. Koma chinthu chimodzi ndi chotsimikizika; iwo ndithudi samapita kunja kukadyanso.
Mwaukadaulo ndi njira.
Kodi galimotoyo ikadali pa phula mwaukadaulo? Inde. Koma izi sizikutanthauza kuti iwo si opusa! Iwo anayenda molunjika pamiyala yomwe inali itangoikidwa kumene, zomwe zinachititsa antchitowo kuyambiranso ntchito yawo.
Sikuti ziphaso zoyendetsa galimotozi ziyenera kulandidwa, koma azikakamizika kuthandiza ogwira ntchito kuthetsa vuto lomwe adayambitsa. Zimangowoneka ngati zachilungamo. Tiyeni tingoyembekeza kuti phula lauma pa matayala awo. Mwina ndiye adzaphunzira phunziro lawo.
Inde, zidzathandiza kukweza galimoto kuchokera pamchenga
Mfundo yakuti banjali linasankha kuyendetsa galimoto pafupi ndi madzi likutipangitsa kukhulupirira kuti sapita kunyanja kawirikawiri. Inde, magalimoto amatha kuyenda pamchenga. Koma galimoto yolemera ikayandikira madzi, imamira!
Komabe, musadandaule; banja ili likudziwa chochita. Mwachiwonekere, kukumba mawilo akutsogolo ndikuyimitsa galimotoyo kudzachotsa m'malo oyamwa.
K-Turn yalakwika
Momwe K-turn inalakwika ndi chinsinsi pachokha. Munthu wosaukayu mwina ankangofuna kutembenuka. Zoona zake n’zakuti anayesa kutembenukira njira imodzi.
Ndiye anali panjira yolakwika kuyambira pachiyambi? Ndikukhulupirira kuti apolisiwa adalankhula naye kwanthawi yayitali asanamulande chiphaso chake kwa sabata imodzi.
Mchimwene wake wa Santa ankangofuna tsiku padzuwa
Mwachionekere, mbale wa Santa anafuna chisamaliro. Ndi chifukwa china chiti chomwe chingakhale galimoto yofiyira padenga? Koma m’baleyo n’zachionekere kuti sanaphunzire pasukulu yoyendetsa ndege, chifukwa anaimika molakwika ndipo alibe nswala.
Kotero funso lidzakhala momwe akukonzekera kutsika, pokhapokha atasindikiza batani lamatsenga ndipo galimotoyo imanyamuka ngati ndege. Pazifukwa zina, timakayikira kwambiri.