Momwe mungagonjetsere fungo lautsi musanachoke pamsewu
Masiku khumi a tchuthi cha Chaka Chatsopano adzasesa maphwando ambiri ku Russia konse. M'mawa, padzakhala "njira" yeniyeni m'misewu, kumene ngakhale madalaivala oledzeretsa, omwe ali ndi chizoloŵezi chakale, "adzatsukidwa" m'njira iliyonse, ndiyeno adzapanga "malingaliro" omwe ali ndi mawu akuti "it. zinkawoneka" ndi "fungo la mowa". Kodi mungapewe bwanji kupsa mtima pang'ono popanda kupatsa wogwira ntchitoyo mwayi womuputa?
Tiyeni tikhale oona mtima nthawi yomweyo: kuyendetsa galimoto utaledzera ndi mlandu, ponse paŵiri malinga ndi malamulo komanso mbali ya miyezo ya makhalidwe abwino. Palibe zotsutsana ndi zifukwa ndi zifukwa zomwe zingalungamitse ulendo kumbuyo kwa gudumu "pansi pa digiri". Ndipo mitengo yopusa yamagalimoto a taxi ku Russia ndi chitsimikiziro chazomwe zili pamwambapa. Ndinamwa - mutha kukwera pa silo. Ndipo mfundo.
Komabe, izi sizimaletsa aliyense kwa ife, zomwe apolisi apamsewu amadziwa bwino. Chifukwa chake, m'masiku oyamba a Januware, machitidwe ambiri amachitidwa kuti adziwe madalaivala omwe adaledzera, pomwe ngakhale omwe adaledzera amalowa muukonde. Ndipotu, khalidwe la "ambre" limayambitsa ngakhale kugwiritsa ntchito mowa wopanda mowa. Ndiko kuti, mulibe mowa m'magazi, koma pali fungo loyenera. Komanso, "fungo" likhoza kuwoneka mwa munthu yemwe samamwa mowa konse, koma amadwala matenda a chiwindi ndi impso, amachitira mkamwa ndi mano, adalandira kulephera kwakukulu kwa mahomoni m'masiku khumi otsiriza a December kuntchito, amadwala gastritis ndi matenda ena am'mimba, kapena kungopeza kuti ndili ndi mphamvu zosakaniza hering'i ndi kefir.
Sizingatheke kuti wapolisi wapamsewu agwirizane ndi mbiri yanu yachipatala ndikukambirana za phwando ladzulo: wapolisi woona mtima adzatumiza mwakachetechete dalaivala pamzere wautali kuti atsimikizidwe, zomwe zingatenge maola angapo, dokotala wadzaza, mukudziwa, ndipo "dodger" nthawi yomweyo "amaphunzira nyama Ndipo monga choncho, wozunzidwayo sangalole kupita. Mutha kukangana za dongosolo mpaka mutapsa mtima, koma ndizosavuta kuti musalowe mumkhalidwe womwewo. Konzani vuto poyambira.
Omwe amamwa amayenera kuthera tsiku kunyumba, kusangalala kwambiri ndi pulogalamu ya TV ya Chaka Chatsopano, kapena kupeza mphamvu zoyenda kapena kuyitanitsa taxi. Ndipo kwa iwo omwe ali oledzeretsa, koma amakayikira "kutsitsimuka" kwa mpweya wawo, chinthu choyamba kuchita ndikudya chakudya cham'mawa. Pambuyo pake, onetsetsani kuti mupite ku kusamba, chifukwa utsiwo siwongotulutsa mkamwa. Thupi, kugaya mowa, limachotsa mu njira zonse zomwe zilipo, kuphatikizapo thukuta. Ndipo potsiriza, kuti muphatikize zotsatira zake, ndi bwino kugwiritsa ntchito njira yachikale: mankhwala otsukira mano, monga kutafuna chingamu, amangowonjezera kununkhira, koma tsamba la bay kapena sprig la clove silidzasiya mwayi wa "utsi". Mukhozanso kugwiritsa ntchito cardamom kapena coriander mosamala - zotsatira zake zidzakhala zofanana.
Zokometsera zomwe zimapezeka m'khitchini iliyonse zimatha kuthana ndi fungo: mutatha kutafuna "lavrushka" kwa masekondi 20-30, mukhoza kupita kukawotcha galimoto ndikuyendetsa ma post onse ndi makatoni ndi chidaliro chonse kuti kusalakwa kwanu kudzakhalabe. ndi inu ndipo palibe, ngakhale wogwira ntchito "wokondweretsedwa" kwambiri "sawononga mphuno yake."
