Anti-caravanning sibwino nthawi zonse!

"Anti-carring - kugwedezeka kwachilengedwe kwa chimbudzi" - uwu ndi mutu wa malemba kuchokera kwa owerenga athu, omwe, atadziwana ndi nyumba yoyendayenda, adaganiza zogawana nafe malingaliro ake. Tikukuitanani!

Apaulendo amatamanda ufulu wodziyimira pawokha, amayamikiranso ubwino wogona mmene munthu amafunira ndipo amalongosola kumanga msasa ngati ulendo waukulu. Ndi zoona? Ine ndi bwenzi langa tinali ndi mwaŵi—ndipo, tinkayembekezera, chisangalalocho—kuyesa dzanja lathu pa kalavani yotchuka posachedwapa. Zinapezeka kuti uwu sunali mwayi kapena wosangalatsa. M'malo mwake, kunali kubwerera ku malo a nyumba ndi mpweya wozama womwe umasonyeza mpumulo wa kuyenda momasuka kupyolera mu malo abwino a nyumba. Zomwe sitinganene za kampu yapulasitiki yokhala ndi malo a 9 m².

Ndizochepa mumsasa, pali bungwe losiyana kwambiri la malo kusiyana ndi kunyumba, ndi chisokonezo, ndi gawo la nthaka. Mtundu uwu wa "mpumulo" ndiwofunika kuufufuza, koma simudzaukonda. Zachidziwikire, ali ndi gulu la mafani omwe amadziwika kuti gulu la a caravan, omwe ndimasilira mwanjira zina, ngakhale popanda kutsanzira. Chifukwa sindimakonda kugwira ntchito yotseka malo ang'onoang'ono kuposa chimbudzi m'chipinda chonyamulira cha 2nd ndikuyika pachiwopsezo cha kusefukira kwa njere za phwetekere zotsekera ngalande yakuya. Kodi maloto anu omaliza atchuthi okhudza kutenga "mphaka" kwinakwake komwe mungamuchotse ... chinthu choyamba m'mawa, ndi chikhodzodzo chokwanira, pamaso pa aliyense? Mofulumira kwambiri kotero kuti mlendo woyamba wogona sangakome mu chipinda cha makaseti? Komabe, izi nzabwinopo kuposa momwe chimbudzi chimakwera kwambiri kotero kuti kuchotsa kaseti kumapangitsa Niagara ya buluu kugwera mwachindunji pa munthu amene akuichotsa. Koma zilibe kanthu, pambuyo pa zonse, kuyenda pamagalimoto kumasangalatsa. Tiyeni tipitirire.

Media control

Pamene matanki amadzi otayika omwe amamangidwamo zizindikiro zodzaza zimagwira ntchito bwino, malo amadzaza mofulumira ngati kaseti ya chimbudzi. Kusiyana kwake ndikuti kuchotsa kumakhala kosangalatsa. Simuyenera kuyang'ana chimfine chomwe chikutuluka mu chimney chopindika, chifukwa sichinakhale ndi nthawi yosungunuka mumankhwala opangidwa ndi gulu la akatswiri a NASA. Koma tiyeni tisalowe mwatsatanetsatane. Fungo la tinthu tating'onoting'ono limadzutsa mphamvu, monganso mtundu wamakono mumthunzi wa madzi a marmalade. Ngati tiwerengera mtengo wa mlingo umodzi wa mankhwala owonjezeredwa ku kaseti, onjezerani kuchuluka kwa mafuta, kubwereka galimoto, mtengo wa mafuta kuti muwotche matako ndi zofunikira zina, timapeza kuti chimbudzi chimodzi chikhoza kufika ku PLN. . 10, yomwe poyerekeza ndi mtengo wokodzera nokha pachimbudzi cha station iyenera kukhala yokhazikika, osachepera ndi zogwirira zitseko zagolide m'malo mwa mahinji apulasitiki. Izi zitha kupezeka m'misasa mpaka matani 3,5, zomwe, ndithudi, sizimatitsimikizira ife ufulu ndi mwanaalirenji kutenga zomwe timakonda zoyandama ndi mipando yogwedezeka nafe. Chabwino, muyenera kusamala ndi kulemera kwanu. Choncho, mawerengedwe amayamba.

Gwiritsani ntchito chowerengera

Nthawi yoti mudzaze galimoto yanu, muyenera kukhetsa madzi otuwa musanachoke pamsasawo kapena kuti madzi ochapira mawotchi olowera kutsogolo awonongeke. Kodi munayesapo kuletsa mkazi kuti asagwiritse ntchito chitsulo? Chabwino, sizophweka, ngakhale mutatsimikizira wokondedwa wanu kuti kuyenda pamsewu ndi kosangalatsa ndi ufulu. Wokondedwa, mudzakhala mfulu, simudzasowa zodzoladzola. Pamene kumva kwanu kumabwerera mwakale pambuyo pa kukuwa kwambiri, mumadabwa ngati tchuthi ku Nyanja ya Goplo mu kanyumba kakang'ono ka galimoto yokhala ndi kebab yaku Turkey inali lingaliro labwino kuposa ngakhale kukhala mphindi yomaliza ku hotelo yapamwamba ku Egypt.

Kusiya maziko

Inu mukhoza ndithudi kutenga njinga yanu ndi inu kugula m'mawa. Ndiye zonse zili bwino. Mumayika dengu pa Highlander ndipo, mukungodzipanga kukhala chitsiru, yendani kupita ku GS yapafupi, kutsatsa zinthu zofunika, mwachitsanzo, "Mowa - Ice Cream - Zakumwa". Mumagula zomwe mukufuna kapena zomwe zilipo. Mwinamwake vinyo wotsirizira + wa commando chifukwa cha chidwi ndipo mumabwerera kumsasa. Ngati mulibe dengu logwirizira, zinthu zimakhala zovuta kwambiri. Chifukwa mumagwira ukonde m'dzanja limodzi kapena kuupachika pazitsulo zanu. Mudzakhala ndi mwayi ngati simugunda ukonde ndi phazi lanu, kutaya shuga ndi caramels panjira. Chakudya cham'mawa ndi tchuthi. Apa muyenera kukhala katswiri pa masewera olimbitsa thupi, osachepera muzolimbitsa thupi zowongolera. Tsoka ilo, ubwino wodabwitsa woyang'ana m'maso m'chipinda chochezera cha banja mu mawonekedwe a face2face amakhalabe enieni, mwina kwa anthu otalika 160cm. foloko imagwera pansi. Chabwino, apa muyenera kuchitapo kanthu kukakamiza ena ogwira ntchito pa desiki kuti asamuke chifukwa simungathe kuwafikira. Chabwino, ndachita. Yakwana nthawi yosamba.

Chitani mutu wanu

Ngati ndinu khitchini aesthete, iwalani za chitonthozo m'maganizo. Simungasamba m'manja m'sinki yamtundu wa nyali kapena kutsuka mbale mu sinki yofananayo popanda kuwaza madzi pozungulira. Ndipo izi ndi zoona mumsasa uliwonse, mosasamala kanthu za kukula ndi malo a malo ophikira. Momwe ziriri. Monga momwe simungathe kutambasula bwino miyendo yanu pogona modutsa mu van, simungadziwe nthawi yomweyo momwe mungayendetsere bwino galimoto yanu. Ndipo si gulu chabe la mayendedwe ang'onoang'ono omwe amalepheretsa kutaya kunja kwa sinki. Mwachiwonekere izi zimatenga nthawi. Nthawi zambiri. Yakwana nthawi yoti muphunzire kuchita squat pamene wina m'banja mwanu akufuna kuchoka ku bafa ndipo mumatulutsa T-shirts mu locker pafupi ndi khomo. Chakutalilaho, munahase kukavangiza jindongi nakuvatwala mujila yakukomwesa. Chikondwerero cha moyo wa anthu.

Zodabwitsa kwa DC

Koma dikirani. Tiyerekeze kuti mulibe njinga ndipo muyenera kuyendetsa galimoto yanu ku sitolo kapena kupita kumalo opangira mafuta kuti mugule thanki yamafuta. Ndipo chiyani? Chabwino. Mumasintha kasinthidwe kamkati kuchokera pabalaza kupita pa foni yam'manja. Ngati sitolo ili pafupi, palibe vuto - zonse zomwe zimagwedezeka m'maenje zimatha kupirira, koma ngati mupita patsogolo, muyenera kuziteteza. Osati kokha chifukwa ngati mutadwala misophonia mungapenga, koma kuti muteteze mpeni wosasunthika kuti usalowe kumbuyo kwa mutu wa bwenzi lanu pamene mukukwera mabuleki kuti muthamangire nguluwe yothamanga kutuluka m'nkhalango. Komabe, musananyamuke, zimitsani magetsi a 230V, sonkhanitsani zinyalala zonse zomwe zikanasowa mukalibe, zimitsani bwalo, zimitsani mpweya ... Chitani izi kangapo ndipo zala zanu zitha kukhala zolondola. ngati wokhazikika. monga kalipentala wazaka 20 zakubadwa. Koma tili patchuthi. Tisadandaule!

Nthenga mumtsinje

Ndipotu, muyenera kubweretsa zovala zokwanira kuti mudziteteze ndi seti imodzi kwa tsiku limodzi. Panty ndi masokosi ndizochepa. Choncho palinso chiopsezo chochulukirachulukira komanso kuchepetsa malo owopsa. Ngakhale pali zinthu monga ngolo yoyendayenda kapena makina ochapira misasa, sindinazindikire kuti malo obwereketsa ali ndi imodzi. Mwina ikufunika kukokedwa kuseri kwa msasa ndipo mbedza ikusowa? Sindikudziwa. Ndipo ngati palibe njira yochapa zovala pamsasa, ndiye kuti tili mu...madzi otuwa. Chabwino, mutha kuyesa kuchapa zovala zanu mumtsinje, koma ndikukutsimikizirani kuti mupambana "Nkhope" ya tsikulo pa liwiro lamphamvu. Pali chiopsezo chosokoneza pakhomo la konsati ya symphony ndi ntchito yopindula ndi Zenek Martyniuk.

Maloto okhudza ma props

Kunena zowona, chinthu chokha chomwe tinatha kuchita mumsasawo chinali kugona. Mabedi ndi zinthu zowongolera malinga ndi kukula ndi kufewa kwa matiresi. Kupatula kuti timagona m'chipinda chogona "kumapeto kwa sitolo." Ngati muyenera kudzuka pabedi pakati pa msasa wanu usiku uliwonse, mudzazindikira mwamsanga kuti kutuluka kunja kukasuta fodya m'mawa kapena madzulo ndiko, kunena mofatsa, kuphunzitsa Osesa. pulogalamu. Zili ngati njira yolepheretsa. Komabe, ngati mukufuna kupita "bara-bara", mutha kukumana ndi zachilendo. Malingana ndi malo anu, pali chiopsezo choboola padenga ... ndi matako kapena mutu wanu. Chinachake kwa okonda sadomasochism.

Monga ana

Ndikudabwa kuti ndi chiyani chomwe chimakopa anthu kumayendedwe apamtunda, kupatulapo maginito a zokopa alendo okhawo omwe amapezeka nthawi za Covid? Ndili ndi malingaliro angapo. Chimodzi ndi chikhalidwe cha anthu omwe ali ndi gulu lomwe liri ndi zokonda zapadera komanso gulu lomwe limagawana magalimoto ofanana ndipo motero limadziwika ndi zilakolako zomwezo. Koma amachokera kuti? Kodi mukufuna masewera onyanyira? Mwina ayi, chifukwa ulendo wapaulendo uli kutali ... Ngakhale kwa ine ntchito zina zinali zovutirapo. Komabe, nditha kutengera izi malinga ndi zomwe mumakonda. Ndikadangoyang'ana kwambiri za kuthekera kokhala ndi galimoto - kampu kapena ngolo - zomwe sizodziwikiratu komanso zomwe zili kunja kwanthawi zonse. Zokongoletsedwa ndi zotsika mtengo. Pakadali pano, womanga msasa amawononga mpaka PLN 400, kotero mutha kudzimva kuti ndinu wapamwamba kuposa mnansi wanu. Ndipo ichi ndi mawonekedwe a dziko lathu. Chikhale chifaniziro cha Marcin Nadjman m'mundamo, bola ngati palibe mnansi. Lingaliro lomaliza ndi kubwerera ku ubwana. Kufuna kukhala ndi nyumba yamitengo, kapena kukonza choyimira pansi pa tebulo yokutidwa ndi mabulangete, kapena kumanga kanyumba m'nkhalango. Mufunika malo anuanu pang'ono. Kodi izi ndi zosangalatsa za akulu? Ali mwana, wokonda aliyense wa Cztere Pancerni anamanga thanki kwinakwake. Zikhale pa foni yanu yam'manja kapena pamipando yanu yochezera pabalaza. Kodi kukwera msasa sizovuta chonchi? Mutu woti akatswiri a chikhalidwe cha anthu aziphunzira.

Komabe, hotelo

Kubwerera ku mtengo ndi phindu: kodi kukwera pamagalimoto kumafanana bwino ndi mahotela? AYI. Ndi bwino? AYI. Zimenezo ndi zoseketsa. Inde sichoncho. Kodi uyu ndi wapamwamba? Ndithudi. Sindinalipirepo ndalama zochuluka chonchi patchuthi chachifupi chotere ndi kukwiya kochuluka chonchi. Ndimasankha hotelo, nyumba, agritourism, safari ku Ukraine ndi zopukutira, zodzoladzola mu bafa ndi nsalu zoyera za bedi, zomwe sindiyenera kulipira zowonjezera. Ndipo palibenso kukwera, kuwona zopindika za mnansi, ogwira ntchito akuimba gitala ndikagona, phokoso la mabotolo akusweka, zoziziritsa kukhosi zikutsanuliridwa m'madzi otuwa, kutayikira kuti asunge "tiyi" ndi zina zowonjezera. kwa tebulo la msasa. Sindinakhalenso ndi nkhawa kuti mphepo yagwetsa mwangozi chipewa changa kapena kudzuka pakati pausiku ndikutuluka m'mphuno chifukwa tanki yamafuta inatha. Ndikuthokozanso chifukwa cha phokoso lachimbudzi lomwe likumveka mumsasa wonsewo. Koma mwina ndikulakwitsa ndipo izi ndi zomwe tikuyang'ana m'chilengedwe? Tsoka ilo, panthawiyi, apaulendo onsewa ali ndi zambiri zokhudzana ndi kuthawa monga msuzi wa Tabasco amachitira ayisikilimu.